but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
There are leaves in my underwear?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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