Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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