Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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