Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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