Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
