Yo dont text me then not text me
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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