sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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