They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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