everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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