**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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