Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I wanna passion pit in your ass
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
so much tequila, so little girl.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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