The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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