I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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