Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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