Im at strip club and am horny
her vagine was all disorganized.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
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I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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