i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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