how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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