grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Someone signed my nipple.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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