Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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