when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
...so i touched it.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
This is the high leading the old right now
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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