I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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