so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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