Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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