a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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