Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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