Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I had to cum in my sink.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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