The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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