i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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