he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
