Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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