my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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