Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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