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A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
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Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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