Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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