Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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