I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
ok first of all what the fuck
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