I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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