Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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