My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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