Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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