Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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