Are we in a gay sports bar?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
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Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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