It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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