Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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