does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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