Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
21 Awkward Ways People Found Out Their Partner Was Into Outrageous Sex Acts
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I licked your asshole in confidence.