I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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