it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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