My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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