"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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