Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
not ubering you a puppy
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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