Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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