He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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