I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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