and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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