I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
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You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
she peed on how many people?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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