His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
they're like a gay fantastic four
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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